I probably should try to stop spending money..

Spackers. Those new superstar 25mm wide tubeless rims look really good you know... they come in all sorts of tarty colours to keep you internet types happy too and cost literally nothing, spec wise they seem comparable to stans flows (love them, bombproof, light), but they have eyelets... which makes them superior in my opinion. You could buy some shit hot hubs, get a really good wheel build and still be quids in. Crank bros wheels have no redeeming features at all.