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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2015 19:40:34 GMT
5 biking related things you know now that you wish you knew before you started biking..
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Post by Nelly on Feb 2, 2015 19:42:34 GMT
It's expensive
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Post by barffy on Feb 2, 2015 19:44:54 GMT
1. Cycling is not a cheap alternative to Motor cross
2. Cycling is not a cheap alternative to Motor cross
3. Cycling is not a cheap alternative to Motor cross
4. Cycling is not a cheap alternative to Motor cross
5. You will eat more lbs in weight of flapjack than you will lose from cycling.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2015 20:09:33 GMT
1. Pain hurts, especially when you are over 50.
2. I don't look good in baggy shorts, I will never look good in baggy shorts. I should stop worrying about it.
3. XL is the new M.
4. You will never, ever, ever 'finish' your bike.
5. MTB Helmets are completely cool proof. You can try on as many as you like and you still look like the worlds biggest shitmong. They are designed to make you look like a c*nt, so just buy the cheapest one.
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Post by hodgy on Feb 2, 2015 20:17:31 GMT
1. Your bike wardrobe becomes more important than your normal wardrobe .
2. You spend too much time on forums to the detriment of everything else .
3. Repairs on the car can wait as long as the bike is ok .
4. Family holidays are secondary to getting a couple of trips away with the lads
5. Sheep/ Cow & Dog shit ..become an acquired taste !
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Post by diggerdaz on Feb 2, 2015 20:22:24 GMT
1. Your bike wardrobe becomes more important than your normal wardrobe . 2. You spend too much time on forums to the detriment of everything else . 3. Repairs on the car can wait as long as the bike is ok . 4. Family holidays are secondary to getting a couple of trips away with the lads 5. Sheep/ Cow & Dog shit ..become an acquired taste ! You forgot horse shit and the nagging women lol |
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Post by matthews on Feb 3, 2015 12:28:21 GMT
1 It's great fun and you get to meet new people
2 It hurts more when you fall off the older you get
3 My personal feeling of self preservation is a lot higher than when I was younger
4 It's even dirtier than off road racing
5 Buy a second washing machine
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Post by andywatson on Feb 3, 2015 15:55:12 GMT
1 The day after you buy something expensive you will find it cheaper somewhere else.
2 Or you'll miss it while you are agonising and then have to pay more.
3 Or the updated item you should have waited for is much better.
4 Even if the wife / GF thinks so when you get home covered in shite, there is no such thing as a bad ride.
5 Blokes with big mudguards might be a bit dodgy
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Post by Admin on Feb 3, 2015 19:45:35 GMT
1. I'm not going to die if I go on a bike
2. It doesn't always hurt when you fall
3. It's fucking expensive
4. It's more addictive than drugs
5. Not all bikers are knobs
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Post by andywatson on Feb 4, 2015 21:05:08 GMT
2. I don't look good in baggy shorts, I will never look good in baggy shorts. I should stop worrying about it. Could be worse. Lets see you in some tight lycra bib shorts.
I'll buy you a pint at the Plaza if you post a pic. 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 7:03:52 GMT
2. I don't look good in baggy shorts, I will never look good in baggy shorts. I should stop worrying about it. Could be worse. Lets see you in some tight lycra bib shorts.
I'll buy you a pint at the Plaza if you post a pic.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 7:31:30 GMT
Could be worse. Lets see you in some tight lycra bib shorts.
I'll buy you a pint at the Plaza if you post a pic.
I'll buy ya a pint not o post a pic I just won't buy a pint... FULL STOP |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 8:19:39 GMT
I'll buy ya a pint not o post a pic I just won't buy a pint... FULL STOP I know I'm safe as he won't make it round the loop or turn up lol soz pez  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 8:35:59 GMT
I just won't buy a pint... FULL STOP I know I'm safe as he won't make it round the loop or turn up lol soz pez Ouch.. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2015 8:49:03 GMT
I've got a list of let downs this year in front of me. I'm not at the top of it Andy, nice offer but if I wanted to dress up like a burst sausage skin I'd go to a fancy dress do  |
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