DIY 'enduro guard'

lol seen it done before mate

Mucky nuts ones are only a measly £5

That was the 40's

My mate made his own out of a plastic bottle too.

I took a few lads off the `other` forum round my local ride a couple of years ago and one of them had made some up out of the box that his new undercrackers had come in.

I'm sorry Dirk, but any of the below ideas are much better than having a bit of bottle placcy for a mudguard, or even having a mudguard in the first place.

Hope these 10 handy DIY tips help 

1 Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune
and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

2 Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

3 Men. Make sure that your lady always gets to sleep in the wet patch by ejaculating into her side of the bed before she gets into it.

4 Blind people. Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
Councils can also save money on roadsweepers by issuing blind people with pointy white sticks.

5 Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into
boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.

6 Impotent men. Don't waste money on expensive drugs like Viagra off the internet. Just let your wife think you don't fancy her.

7 Single men. Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside
Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

8 CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a
magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron filings.

9 CONVERT black labrador dogs into seals by feeding them pastries,
sweets and cakes, starving them of exercise, slipping a pair of
black socks onto their front paws and smearing their coats
in vaseline. Then encourage them to balance a beach ball on
their nose in return for fish-shaped dog biscuits.

10 HANG a Cornflakes packet on a piece of string in all the doorways of
your house. Bumping into the brightly coloured boxes as you pass
through will remind you to close the door behind you.

If you hit the turning into your road on the way back at about 80mph, you should be home in time to enjoy your perfectly boiled egg.

HTH

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